I Shat My Pants

shat

tdomf_75307 — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:26:02 +0000

one day I was in my wheel chair croosing the street and had explosive shatniss in my pants it ozzed my wheel chair i went home to find my wife shat her pants too

shat face

tdomf_75307 — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:25:01 +0000

one day my dog did his buisness on my carpet, i did not know it so i got up tripped over the dog and fell in the dog shat so the rest of my life i was called shat face

Stall Door

tdomf_75307 — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:30:23 +0000

I attended a summer camp where written on the bathroom stall door was the following:

Here I sit lonely hearted.
Tried to poop but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance.
Tried to fart but I shat my pants.

ISMP

Who Can Keep A Dump In Their Pants The Longest?

Adam — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:43:30 +0000

Kenny vs. Spenny see who can keep a dump in their pants the longest!

Click here to view the embedded video.

Dumple Stiltskin

tdomf_75307 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:37:30 +0000

I was the entertainment @ my cousin’s 5th bday party. They served tacos. I had 7, bad idea. I was doing my best Krusty the Clown on my stilts but a kid ran right under ‘em. I panicked. Took a dumple stiltskin all over the poor tyke’s head. ISMP.

I met the Premier then premierly shit my pants

tdomf_75307 — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:16:39 +0000

In a meeting with the premier,while bignoting myself I quite suddenly coughed, thrashing my undies in brown liquid.Im a phenomenal CEO & director working in Australia & Europe managing over 11,000 business’s.But i still managed to shit my pants?ISMP

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Service Call

tdomf_75307 — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:37:33 +0000

I was servicing a few VAV’s and found myself busting to go to the toilet. A few moments later i had shit my pants…….ISMP

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Shatley Cup

tdomf_75307 — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:36:50 +0000

i almost shat my pants when i tried lifting the Stanley cup.

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Work

tdomf_75307 — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:19:08 +0000

I often suppress my shit at work. However, today, just before a company meeting…ISMP

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Grooming

tdomf_75307 — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:18:15 +0000

Today I noticed that my eye brows were getting out of control. I grabbed the tweezers and started plucking and out with the pain of the first lash came a little extra something..ISMP