I attended a summer camp where written on the bathroom stall door was the following:

Here I sit lonely hearted.
Tried to poop but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance.
Tried to fart but I shat my pants.

ISMP

Kenny vs. Spenny see who can keep a dump in their pants the longest!

I was the entertainment @ my cousin’s 5th bday party. They served tacos. I had 7, bad idea. I was doing my best Krusty the Clown on my stilts but a kid ran right under ‘em. I panicked. Took a dumple stiltskin all over the poor tyke’s head. ISMP.

In a meeting with the premier,while bignoting myself I quite suddenly coughed, thrashing my undies in brown liquid.Im a phenomenal CEO & director working in Australia & Europe managing over 11,000 business’s.But i still managed to shit my pants?ISMP

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I was servicing a few VAV’s and found myself busting to go to the toilet. A few moments later i had shit my pants…….ISMP

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i almost shat my pants when i tried lifting the Stanley cup.

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I often suppress my shit at work. However, today, just before a company meeting…ISMP

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Today I noticed that my eye brows were getting out of control. I grabbed the tweezers and started plucking and out with the pain of the first lash came a little extra something..ISMP

Today I was driving my twin 7 year olds to school. They kept arguing in the back seat, so I did what any dad would do and turned around to let them know whose boss and as soon as i turned my torso to yell ISMP.

My Uncle landed on Free Parking while playing Monopoly against me today. I heard him shart and then he slowly got up to walk to the bath room. He definitely shit his pants.